Author Archives: Mike Penick

It looks nothing like the Nebraska’s

Last day of the haul. Starting off with a 40 minute snipe hunt to find a stand alone Starbucks to get the state mug. Most of them are shoehorned into other establishments and don’t sell the mugs because why should a national corporation be consistent? For Shame Ohio! I thought you were better than theContinue reading “The “Ocho””

Three rooms, two flatscreens, we have arrived! The crapper is bigger than our entire room in Rawlins

Ghant Iowa or another extension of Nebraska?

Nice roads and rest stops in Ohio

For the religious reputation the mid-west has, they need to fix their roads. Some of the chuck-holes on the freeway were deep enough to to be portals straight to hell! I hit a bad one and am pretty sure I heard a whisper that said “not yet Mike”, so I have that going for me!

Starting at a speedway gas station

Finally a sit down dinner outside a hotel room

Sources say man was contemplating turning the car around as he battled craptacular roads and insanely low speed limits. 45 & 50 mph on four lane divided highway? “You gotta be sh(:”&$ing me Private Pyle” was overheard many times by witnesses.

I’m going with “yes”

That’s what she said…

Starting with a walk on Iowa’s green belt

Iowa? Nebraska? Who can tell?

Finally made it out of Nebraska. Staying in Iowa tonight and have a nice upgraded suite. Of course since this is the nicest room and area we have stayed at so far, this is where we get black jacked and Shang Highed

Still in Nebraska. It never ends. Maybe this is Karma for our dogs trashing the room on our first night in Nebraska. One peed the bed, one puked on the floor, and the other barked all night

More like Omahuh? Nebraska apparently never ends. Two nights in the same state ain’t right.